Our Ads

PLEASE NOTE: All the ads shown below are currently inactive and, as such, are deprecated. This is why we are ethically allowed to display them, even though they are our own creations.

Website Ad for 'Affiliate Marketing for Aliens'

This ad marked the debut transmission of the Affiliate Marketing for Aliens brand—a playful yet strategic proof of concept designed to test one bold question:
Can extraterrestrial charm make affiliate marketing irresistible?

At its core, this project introduced our unique angle—aliens as mentors—guiding viewers through a world of affiliate training, essential tools, and product reviews, from hosting platforms to website builders and beyond.

While the original concept uncovered a few critical glitches in the matrix, a full-scale creative reboot is now underway—smarter, sleeker, and possibly even stranger.

Highlights:
A return appearance by our friend, the Proboscis Monkey, and the highly questionable decision to animate dancing aliens. (We regret nothing.)

Psychological Goal(s):
To spark just enough curiosity to pull viewers gently—but irresistibly—into our funnel, one mysterious click at a time.

Website Ad for 'The Essential Review'

This ad was created as a captivating introduction to The Essential Review — a brand built on clarity, credibility, and curation.

Its purpose? To draw viewers into the brand’s unique approach to cutting through the noise, spotlighting only the very best products in any category. More than just a showcase, the ad aimed to build immediate trust by transparently revealing how The Essential Review selects, evaluates, and ranks its top choices.

Psychological Goal(s): To disarm scepticism, establish authority, and create a sense of confidence in viewers, all while subtly educating them on the brand’s process and purpose

Launch Ad for the 'Groove' Platform

This fast mover was based on the ridiculously successful ‘Don’t Blink’ ad for one of Apple’s iPhone launches.

Psychological Goal(s): Because the ad is so fast, it opens a loop in the viewer’s mind that screams for a resolution. (if they have an interest in what the platform offers, that is) This means they must follow the ‘call to action’ to achieve that resolution.

 

Weight-loss Ad for a Dodgy Diet Pill.

This ad was designed to convince the viewer of the bona fides of a weight-loss pill that purports to contain the active ingredients of olive oil, the basis of the Mediterranean diet. It sounded somewhat legit to me, which is why I created the ad. Evidently, it didn’t convince the health authorities, however, and this mob were shut down from what I can gather. 

Psychological Goal(s): To enhance the product’s credibility by empathising with the viewer’s everyday struggles with weight, while positioning it as a science-backed solution — one that promises the results they’ve long hoped for, without the grind of dieting or exercise.

 

Webinar Ad for an Internet Marketing Guru

Webinars are a powerful marketing tool — but only if you can compel viewers to sign up and stay engaged.

This ad was created for Affiliate Marketing Guru John Crestani, serving as a gateway to his high-converting webinar promoting his training programs.

Psychological Goal(s): To tap into the audience’s belief in a greater financial future — the idea that they’re destined for more, and that this could be the opportunity to unlock it.

 

A Much Deeper Dive into Affiliate Marketing — From a Surprisingly Otherworldly Source.

We don’t just make ads. This 6-minute video was the second in the AMFA concept mentioned above. This video enters tutorial territory, offering insight and guidance for those who are already curious but still hesitant on the edge. It’s designed to move fence-sitters forward, giving them a nudge of knowledge wrapped in a completely unexpected package.

Here’s the twist: the viewer isn’t being spoken to by your typical narrator. They’re being addressed by Azurea Smilering, a charming alien guide who communicates using advanced Alien TTS — that’s “Thought-To-Speech” technology for us Earthlings. The result is a strangely comforting, futuristic voice delivering practical human advice.

Psychological Goal(s): To deepen emotional engagement and build familiarity with the brand by presenting valuable content in a way that feels both fresh and trusted, helping the viewer feel like they’ve discovered something uniquely special on their learning journey.